Julian and Chris Strike Back: Reasons Why They Won't Watch Star Wars

Posted by Chris Dehnel. Compiled and written by Ted Glanzer.

Good morning, Tolland! Today is Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, party and party and party and YEAH! April 12, 2013; there are 263 days left in the year. 

Turns out that Patch has the last four people over the age of 10 who haven’t seen Star Wars, including Vernon LE Chris Dehnel and Windsor LE Julian McKinley. (13-year-old Community Manager Elyssa Millspaugh and 100-year-old Enfield LE Tim Jensen are the other two.) 

So they decided to get back at me by writing their own snarky Daily 5. 

I never liked them. 

Here’s your Daily 5, courtesy of Chris and Julian:

1. Star Wars is overrated.

2. Indiana Jones would shoot Luke Skywalker holding the light sabre. 

3.  And ... The Buffalo Sabres can beat the light sabres. 

4. Thought is was a Revenge of the Nerds sequel set in the future at first. 

5. James Earl Jones once said, "Someone really has never seen "The Godfather?"